I am Lola. This is my blog. Life is very difficult for me. (Doors closed when they should be open! sleep constantly interrupted! the same food every day! toil and toil and toil to keep the fur in at its best, only to have it mat up into a clump yet again!). My personal assistant suggested that keeping a blog would act as a soothing daily meditation that would keep me focused on my inner and outer perfection (but honestly, how could I ever forget?). She also keeps saying something about "earning my keep," but I have no idea what she is talking about.